Au pair

¶ 7 October 04

Aw, geez, I thought you guys would want to come out to play. So, what, did your mom tell you never to take puns from a stranger?

Uh, okay, I’m done. But I’m going to give it one last try.

Drawing on a much less proud tradition, for today’s game all you have to do is to combine two or more movie titles, to end up with something like this (only better):

Twelve angry men and a baby
Bringing down the house of sand and fog
8 1/2: cheaper by the dozen
The petrified forest Gump
The lion king and I Claudius
A few good men in black
A shark’s tale of two cities
The third man who wasn’t there
Dressed to kill a mockingbird

Allez, go.

 

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Comment

  1. Girl with a … View
    Nonononono, I’ve got it…
    Star … Trek
    Nonononono, this is a much better one…
    When Harry Met … Edward Scissorhands
    One last try:
    Bridge on the … Snowy River
    Simon    Oct 7, 9:03am    #
  2. er…

    Eternal Sunshine Boulevard?

    My Own Private Ryan?

    Dr. Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and Love, Actually?

    My Life as a House of 1 000 Corpses!

    There we go. My day is complete!
    Eric    Oct 7, 9:32am    #
  3. A room with a view to a kill
    tia    Oct 7, 10:06am    #
  4. The Sound of Music Lovers

    The Third Man for All Seasons

    An Officer and a Gentleman Prefer Blondes

    The Lion King and I

    The Magnificent Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    Hey, this is fun!
    That’s not one. How do you do italics?
    Nick    Oct 7, 11:42am    #
  5. Austin Powers: Man of International Mystery Train

    Elephant Man Who Wasn’t There
    Cory    Oct 7, 12:17pm    #
  6. How do you do italics?

    Thanks to Textile, all you have to do is place an underscore at either end of the text you want in italics.

    For bold, it’s an asterisk on either end.

    C’est beau, non?
    gail    Oct 7, 12:30pm    #
  7. Just noticed that I pinched two of yours, Gail.

    To make up, here is:

    Four Weddings and a Funeral in Berlin

    In the Heat of the Night of the Living Dead

    And would you accept

    The Greatest Toy Story Ever Told?

    Must stop, the family are getting worried at my faraway look at the dinner table.
    Nick    Oct 7, 1:16pm    #
  8. Roger and Me, Myself & Irene

    Pretty in Pink Floyd The Wall

    Fear of Drowning by Numbers

    Bad Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

    Bell Book and Candleshoe

    Can I Be Your Bratwurst, Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

    The Serpent and the Rainbow Connection

    Igby Goes Down and Out in Beverly Hills Ninja
    Kelly    Oct 7, 1:25pm    #
  9. Haiku Tunnel Vision
    amelia    Oct 7, 1:53pm    #
  10. Princess Diary of Anne Frank
    Apollo 13 Going on 30
    Punch Drunk Love Actually
    Alexander the Great Expectations
    Tank Girl with a Pearl Earring
    The Little Prince & Me
    In the Name of the Father of the Bride
    Vanity Fair Lady
    The Sound of Music Man
    Cat    Oct 7, 2:01pm    #
  11. Driving Miss Daisy to Hell and back

    Easyriders on the storm

    The Great Rock ‘n’ Roll layer cake

    Monty Python’s life of mice and men

    Willy Wonka and the Beautiful Laundrette

    A clockwork trainspotting excellent adventure
    Adrian    Oct 7, 3:26pm    #
  12. True Romancing the Stone.

    Boyz in My Own Private Idaho

    Coffee and Ice Cream and Cigarettes

    Annie Get Your Guns of the Navarone

    That’s all for now – this week’s been a series of ambushes.
    ~A    Oct 7, 3:31pm    #
  13. Let’s Get Lost In Translation

    An American Werewolf In London Calling

    Kiss of the Spiderman

    Edward Scissorhands On A Hard Body

    The Cider House Rules Of Attraction

    (or if you prefer your titles redundant, there’s School Of Rock And Roll High School….)
    Dan    Oct 7, 3:48pm    #
  14. While You Were Sleeping with the Enemy in Seattle
    Wrasse    Oct 7, 5:00pm    #
  15. The Man Who Would Be King Kong
    The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Duckling
    The Quiet American Psycho
    The Magnificent Se7en
    Rocky Four Weddings And A Funeral
    The Devil Rides Out Of Sight
    Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventures In Babysitting
    Stand By Me And My Girl
    American Beauty And The Beast
    Zac    Oct 7, 7:24pm    #
  16. Oh, of course:
    There’s Something About Mary Poppins
    Zac    Oct 7, 7:28pm    #
  17. Can’t stop them coming now:
    Air Force One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (true life drama?)
    The Empire Strikes Back To The Future (sequel and prequel?)
    Indiana Jones And The Last Of The Mohicans (buddy movie?)
    Regarding Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (original script changed over writer’s protests?)
    The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (confessional?)
    The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies (you knew that right?)
    Zac    Oct 7, 7:51pm    #
  18. Bend It Like Water For Chocolate
    Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Kong
    Saving Private Benjamin
    Animal House Of Sand And Fog
    Pink Floyd: The Wall Street
    Demolition Man Of La Mancha
    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Pink Panther
    Tom    Oct 7, 11:11pm    #
  19. In The Heat Of The Night Of The Iguana
    The Big Easy Rider
    I Am Curious Yellow Submarine
    To Beat The Devils Of Loudin
    The Long Goodbye Columbus
    Big Fish Called Wanda
    Roman Holiday On Ice
    Dr. No No Nanette
    The Basketball Diaries Of A Mad Housewife
    Never Cry Wolfen
    Pat Garrett And Billy Budd
    The Russians Are Coming To Dinner
    Irma La Strada
    Throne of Blood And Chocolate
    Woman In The Dune
    Sometimes A Great Dictator
    Slaughterhouse Five Easy Pieces
    All right that’s it
    On The Town Without Pity
    I’m stopping now
    Picnic At Hanging Rock Around The Clock

    cross-genre:
    Close Encounters Of The Third Watch
    Gorillas In The Mists Of Avalon
    vernaculo    Oct 8, 12:12am    #
  20. Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice in Wonderland
    I can even see the poster for the flic.
    Nick    Oct 8, 12:29am    #
  21. Charlie’s Angels With Dirty Faces
    Zac    Oct 8, 2:35am    #
  22. My fair lady and the tramp
    Red dragonheart
    My girl with the pearl earring
    A clockwork orange county
    Snow white oleander
    The talented Mr Magoo
    Mad city of angels
    Good Will Hunting for Alibrandi
    Father of the princess bride of Frankenstein (triple!)
    Honey I shrank Billy the kid
    tina    Oct 8, 9:12am    #
  23. Close Encounters of the Third Man
    What’s Eating Gilbert Grapes of Wrath
    The Last Temptation of Christ Among the Primitives
    The City of Lost Children of the Corn
    Dead Man Walking Tall
    Justin    Oct 8, 11:22am    #
  24. 2,001,101 Dalmatians
    Margaret    Oct 8, 5:21pm    #
  25. another coupla three-fers:

    Richard the Third Man of La Mancha

    Intimate Strangers on a Trainspotting

    Charlie and the Chocolate Match Factory Girl Interrupted

    Knife in the, Like, Water For Bread and Chocolate

    Rosemary’s Bringing Up Three Men and a Baby

    Groundhog Day of the Dead Heat

    Butterfield Eight and a Half Baked

    Reservoir Cats & Dogs

    His Girl Freaky Friday

    OK, this is degenerating. Time to stop myself.
    susan bein    Oct 8, 6:30pm    #
  26. Die Hard Eight
    Boogie Knight’s Tale
    Steel Magnolia
    Punch Drunk 12 Monkeys
    Guess Who’s Eating Raoul For Dinner?
    The Magnificent Tennenbaums
    A Fistful of Goonies
    Smerp!    Oct 8, 10:32pm    #
  27. Just one, and a short 1 too.
    Mind you: it has nothing to do with certain American fastfood chains conquering the capital of France.
    ... Paris, Texas Chainsaw Massacre...
    Crachàt    Oct 9, 12:08pm    #
  28. G.I Joe vs. the Volcano
    The Hunt for Red White and Blonde
    The Runaway Bride of Frankenstien
    Swordfish Called Wanda
    Ursus    Oct 9, 12:43pm    #
  29. Eraserhead of State.
    misteraitch    Oct 10, 1:32am    #
  30. Sling Blade Runner
    Gods and Monsters, Inc.
    I’ve Heard the Mermaids Singing in the Rain
    A Hard Day’s Night of the Iguana
    My Life as a Dog Day Afternoon
    In the Company of Men in Black
    Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice& Roger & Me
    Dressed To Kill a Mockingbird.
    peggy    Oct 10, 5:04pm    #
  31. oops. duh.
    peggy    Oct 10, 5:07pm    #
  32. Butch Cassidy and the Kid Creole.
    peggy    Oct 10, 5:09pm    #
  33. ..uh, The Sundance Kid Creole.
    peggy    Oct 11, 7:00am    #
  34. - Neverending Love Story
    Saving Private von Ryan’s Express
    Romeo and Juliet in Love (duh!)
    I Know What You Did Last Summer in the Hamptons
    Dial M for Murder on the Orient Express
    Simon    Oct 11, 4:00pm    #
  35. Corvette Summer of ‘42
    Take the Money and Run Lola Run
    Bus Stop Making Sense
    20,000 Leagues Under the Sea of Love
    My Own Private Idaho Kid
    The City of Lost Children of the Corn
    The Evil Dead Ringers
    Lone Star is Born

    (Do I get extra points since Kris Kristofferson was in BOTH of the movies in that last one?)
    michaelbrown    Oct 12, 12:46pm    #
  36. Roman Holiday Inn
    Singin’ In The Rain Man
    The Maltese Falcon and the Snowman
    The Grapes of the Wrath of Khan
    Gone With The Wind in the Willows
    Bright Lights, Big City Lights
    Howard the Duck Soup
    Raging Bull Durham
    Sunset Boulevard of Broken Dreams
    Citizen Kane Mutiny on the Bounty Hunter
    eeksypeeksy    Oct 12, 4:04pm    #
  37. It’s a Beautiful Life is Beautiful
    Eamon    Oct 12, 9:03pm    #
  38. Before Sunset Boulevard
    Anna    Oct 13, 3:33am    #
  39. Freaky Friday Night Lights
    Shark Tale of Two Cities
    Sweet Sixteen Candles
    Anna    Oct 13, 3:40am    #
  40. And Justice for All the President’s Men in Black Hawk Down and Out in American Psycho from Texas Chainsaw Massacre: A Family Portrait d’un assassin Bureau

    (The Wild Bunch was taken)

    Debate’s in a half hour.
    Justin    Oct 13, 6:31pm    #
  41. The Hunt for Red October Skies

    McHale’s Navy Seals

    The Man in the Iron Mask of Zorro

    Big Fat Liar, Liar

    Top Gunsmoke

    Honey I Shrunk the Spy Kids

    French Kiss of the Dragon

    Catch Me if You Can Count on Me

    =)
    Nathan Logan    Oct 14, 1:53pm    #
  42. Couldn’t pass this one up:

    Romancing the Stoned
    Nathan Logan    Oct 14, 1:53pm    #
  43. My Big Fat Greek Wedding Planner
    My Best Friend’s Wedding Singer
    The Elephant Man On Fire
    Repo Man On The Moon
    Dude, Where’s My Car Wash?
    Dirty Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets And Lies
    Enter The Dragonball Z
    The Full Monty Python And The Holy Grail
    Working Girl, Interrupted
    Enemy Of The State Fair
    Zac    Oct 14, 9:52pm    #
  44. A Series of Unfortunate Event Horizons
    The Virgin Suicide Club
    Big Trouble in Little Shop of Horrors
    Guess Who’s Coming Home
    Brian’s Torch Song Trilogy
    Dennis the Menace II Society
    Strangers on a Trainspotting
    Butterfield 8 heads in a Duffel Bag
    Broadcast Newsies
    Paul    Oct 17, 10:12am    #
  45. Nightmare On Elm Street Part Two: Freddy’s Revenge Of The Nerds
    Freddy Vs Jason And The Argonauts
    The Lost Boys From Brazil
    Batman And Robin Hood, Prince Of Thieves
    Do You Know The Muffin Man On The Flying Trapeze?
    Live And Let Die Another Day
    The Spy Who Loved Me Myself & Irene
    The Truman Showgirls
    Lassie Come Home Alone
    Oh, are we stopping now…?
    Zac    Oct 17, 9:45pm    #
  46. You guys are good.
    gail    Oct 18, 2:40am    #
  47. Correction necessary. I was a fool. It should of course have been:
    Batman And Robin Hood: Men In Tights
    Zac    Oct 18, 4:18pm    #
  48. The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, her Lover, the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
    Jeff    Nov 3, 2:56pm    #
  49. Das Boot Camp
    Field of Electric Dreams
    White men Can’t Stop The Music
    Ten Things I Hate about Mad About You
    She’s all That Touch of Mink
    The Great Andromeda Strain Robbery
    sorry, that was poor.
    mike    Nov 5, 4:57am    #
  50. Here’s 4 in one…
    Star Trek IV: The Fantastic Long Voyage Home of The Damned
    And a coule of threes…
    Disney’s Sleeping Beauty and the Sexy Beast
    The Pelican Brief Encounters Of the Third Kind Hearts and Coronets
    mike    Nov 5, 5:16am    #
  51. This one includes the title of a movie that has yet to be released (featuring a monkey and a man in a yellow hat) . . . I Am Curious George Of The Jungle.
    Braniff    Nov 15, 12:25am    #

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